青山公路最強地產代理 [319] falls victim of massive attack wave

The mines of 青山公路最強地產代理 were raided 434 times by sinister characters with countless attack dogs within the last 24 hours!

Does Angèle & cie SARL [312] have criminal tendencies?

Angèle & cie SARL is suspected of having commissioned 434 attacks on mines within the last 24 hours.

Rumours about dark deeds of RunRepairRepeat [313]

RunRepairRepeat is rumoured to having hired 494'977 units "decorated" with batons, handguns and attack dogs – allegedly only for self protection...

[RAG] Fáze 5 [406] is paranoid

[RAG] Fáze 5 has expanded its security team with 1.28 m additional units.

Dark Matter #1 [112] celebrates his 1st birthday!

We congratulate on the 1st anniversary and toast Dark Matter #1! Keep it up!

RHGmbH [315] expands

RHGmbH has commissioned 246 factory upgrades within the last 24 hours.

2 years Bleached Inc [258]!

Well done, Bleached Inc! You deserve our highest respect for 2 years of diligence and endurance – we crack a bottle of champagne for Bleached Inc and drink to the next 50 years!

Viral infections are slowing down the production of 3amkom [306]

The staff of 11'167 mines of 3amkom were haunted by an insidious virus. We wish all the employees a speedy recovery!

Staff of Boluaenic Ltd. [131] is striking!

The employees of Boluaenic Ltd. have had enough! In protest against the substandard working conditions the work has been suspended.

5 years Quality O.K [267]!

Well done, Quality O.K! You deserve our highest respect for 5 years of diligence and endurance – we crack a bottle of champagne for Quality O.K and drink to the next 100 years!

Congratulations on HQ10, M'y World INC. [256]!

M'y World INC. has demonstrated to us all by the complete expansion of its headquarters: all is possible with patience, diligence and endurance, negotiating skills and cooperation! We congratulate!

Not a hoarding disorder after all

Although Tolkien [414] has found and recovered 6'946 lost freight within the last 24 hours, the CEO vehemently denies the accusation that the "acquisitiveness" is in truth the psychologically conspicuous "collectionitis"...

Rich, richer, Müller AG 🌍 [302]!

The richest company is Müller AG 🌍, with liquid assets amounting to an incredible ꞓ3'216.42 tn!

[iCorp] Bunker²⁸ [364] in building mania!

[iCorp] Bunker²⁸ has commissioned the building of 2'111 new mines within the last 24 hours.

10 Years of alexkst  [337]!!

The company logo at headquarters might be showing its fair share of rust and patina, but not the leadership! Like a rock in the stormy seas, you've stood strong for a decade in the lovely world of roaring drills and clanking freight containers. Congratulations on 10 years of iron will and endurance, alexkst! Here's to another 10 years of unstoppable success! May your oil rigs gush like a bottle of Dom Pérignon! Cheers!

XSi  》Sabatoph《 [395] wins ꞓ472.89 bn in the casino

The casino supervision informed the media that the CEO of the company "XSi  》Sabatoph《" left the casino with winnings of ꞓ472.89 bn yesterday.

ダシのある187 [469] flying high!

With 781.45 m points ダシのある187 leads the list of most productive companies.

35'000 mines

TWINdadAG[Hanse] [430] expands unabatedly. Already 35'000 mines are owned by the company - to the anger of the environmentalists...

Earthquake near Липецкая область (Russia)

An earthquake with the magnitude of 6.1 has damaged a total of 645 mines of 9 mining companies. The efficiency of the affected mines will be reduced during the coming weeks. [📌]